Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.