Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired