Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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