Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired