Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.