Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire