How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.