How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.