What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?