How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.