How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.