Post on Sundays.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
REDdit.
Running . . . JK! Rolling
Nine and three quarters.
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
Post.