What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.