What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.