What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potte...

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.