Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.