Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters