What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.