What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.