What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.