How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.