How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.