Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.