Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.