Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.