What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.