What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site