Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

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