Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.