Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
You don't, they will tell you.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
Because they're in continents.
Shoe.
Boot Camp
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
Because it was a prop.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
It Netherlands.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."