Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Because their balls would show.
A law-suit
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
Just say "shoe".
Trees. They're quite shady.
Their Master's.
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
Because it was a prop.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Hollandaise.
Holland.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
