Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Blank Jokes More Blank Jokes

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay