Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow