Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.