What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.