What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore