How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.