Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.