Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Because he was Aminor

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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The law of gravity

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A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.