What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.