What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.