What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.