What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.