What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!