What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

Luthy.

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.