What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem