What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem