Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!