Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!