Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Norse Code Jokes More Norse Code Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!