Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!