What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."