What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)