What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."