What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.