Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue