Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Well done.

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Pigeon English !