Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.