What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane