What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.