What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Why do we need to die?

chickens

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.