What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!