Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees