What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!