How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit