What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.