What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston