Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE