Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow