What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.