What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.