How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them