Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.