Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.