Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.