Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!