What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.