What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.