Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.