How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !