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Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
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Because they push back harder.
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irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.