A: One but don't expect results.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A pizza joint
A spaghetto.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
A tie.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
