Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.