Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.