Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.